... or some facts about mosquitoes.
There are more than 3,000 species of mosquito, but of these only the ladies attack us. Females need the protein contained in human blood to reproduce (males are vegan). They lay an average of 100 eggs at a time, and a young mosquito is adult after a week. Males do not gloat about adulthood for long, as their maximum lifespan is 10 days. The females, on the other hand, enjoy a much longer life span - 6 to 8 weeks, and up to six months in hibernation! The role of males is to participate only once in a Dirty Dancing-like mating ritual, during which mosquitoes form pairs with individuals with the most similar... rhythm and speed of wing movements. And these can beat up to 600 times per second! Hence the annoying mosquito vibrating sound....
It's like a 60kg person eating a 120kg meal for dinner. Pregnant women and (according to a 2011 French study) beer drinkers are considered the tastiest bites. Easiest to spot - people dressed in black or red.
If you are one of those people with a particular taste for mosquitoes, know that your tormentor can smell you from as far away as 50m and is planning a meal from a distance. They are attracted by the carbon dioxide exhaled by humans, but if you eat chocolate or a salad with mint beforehand - the vampire will be confused. To guard against such frequent bites to your feet and ankles - wash your feet. Mosquitoes particularly love the smell of stale feet, which is an invitation for them to feast.
By about 500%. So if you're planning an evening barbecue with friends on a bright moonlit night, take care with repellents and place a small bowl of glowing... coffee on the table. This incense will ward off hordes of "vampire bloodsuckers". If, after all, one does get you, the bite is very itchy and you don't have the right ointment with you, baking soda, aloe vera, chamomile, arnica gel, honey or oatmeal can help.